HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GURPED OUT FOOL, WHO ATE ENOUGH SHROOMS TO KILL A THIRD-GRADE CLASS, WITH AN UPPER AND LOWER LIPPER OF COPENHAGEN, SMOKING A PARLIMENT WITH A MIXER-VOID COCKTAIL IN HIS OTHER HAND, REACHING FOR, PACKING, LIGHTING, AND HITTING THE BONG WITH HIS ELBOWS, STEERING WITH HIS KNEES, TAKING A CELL PHONE PICTURE OF HIMSELF, YELLING, "LET THE ORGIES BEGIN!" OUT THE SUNROOF?

WELL, HAVE YOU?

SHEEEEEET, HOMEBOY, THE HOOP INVENTED THAT MOVE.
COME TO OUR SHOWS WE'LL PROVE IT.


November
11/29/2006 - Sacred Hoop record release party for Go Hogwild!!! Element Lounge (1028 Geary at Polk and Van Ness, San Francisco). 21 and over, $10, doors open at 9pm.

December
12/1/2006 - Sacred Hoop, Z-MAN (ONE BLOCK RADIUS), DJ RAW B (KUSF BEATSAUCE), DJ QUEST (LIVE HUMAN), DJ TOPH ONE (REDWINE) - Cafe Du Nord 2170 Market Street San Francisco, CA 94114 - PHONE: 415.861.5016
Show: 10:00pm
Doors: 9:30pm
Door: $10.00
Ages: 21+